Tuesday, August 8, 2006

Warning: Cartoon Malice

Cartoons walk among us. They show no fear of discovery and display contempt and disgust for modern 3-D man. That is my story this week and I’m going to keep rationalizing it.

Please be aware that we can’t see these cartoons unless they want us to as they can move between the 1st, 2nd and 3rd dimensions at will. That said, it becomes obvious that we should not be worried about black market nukes when there is the covert agenda of the cartoon populace to irrationally fear.

Laugh now and laugh never again or heed this warning for your own safety. Though they make their funnies, cartoons have no regard for proper existence and will quickly turn on their admirers, creators and fellow toons in a heartbeat of schizopathic glee.

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