Hanging Upside Down

Thinking there may be a sacred occult path leading to the Missing Chapter of Humanity, I hung myself upside down from Yggdrasil, the World Tree; just as Odin did when he 'discovered' the runes, and probably as Manowar did before they started recording their last masterpiece Gods of War. However, I neglected to wound myself as Odin did figuring the uncomfortableness of hanging upside down was sacrifice enough. Nevertheless, once I was in place, I began my epic gaze into the Nine Worlds.

Well, the Nine Worlds gazed back. Days passed. Nights passed. I ate nothing. I drank nothing. I felt nothing. Probably because I had fallen asleep. However, thanks to a rascally mean and very insulting little myth of a squirrel who goes by the name Ratatoskr I woke in time to see some sort of symbological pseudojabberwocky, written just for me, reflecting off the elysian waters of Mimir's Well.


I wrote the message down in shorthand on the back of my hand while I was still there, however, to make it easier for the entire world to understand I’ve translated it into modern International Morse Code. Now everyone can share what I’ve learned and hopefully live more enlightened lives; though I confess I'm not quite sure what it means and I'm a bit upset they never mentioned the Missing Chapter of Humanity.

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Or you can listen. I sped up the playback so you can decipher it faster.

MorseCodedmessage.mp3