Going Places

There is no place like a place that isn’t a place. And this is the kind of place that is forbidden.

No one knows why. So I tried to go there.

However, I soon discovered that a place that is not there is not a place you can go to. And theoretically, even if you did find such a place, how would you leave? And if you did leave then you would no longer be in your place; where your supposed to be. It says so in the esteemed Book of Places, Chapter 1, Place 35.